Aeris be trippin?

[Jinx]

So, in the Shinra HQ Hojo puts her in that tank-chamber thing with Red XIII so that they can make babies and stuff.

She acts all frightened, running away, acting like she doesn't want it.

But we all know the ladies love the Nanaki, and it's not beastiality if it talks.

I'd do him.




That gurl be trippin, foo.

[Sephex]

So, in the Shinra HQ Hojo puts her in that tank-chamber thing with Red XIII so that they can make babies and stuff.

She acts all frightened, running away, acting like she doesn't want it.

But we all know the ladies love the Nanaki, and it's not beastiality if it talks.

I'd do him.


*pic*

That gurl be trippin, foo.

(SPOILER)

I still love how Hojo is supposedly this awesome scientist and he thinks two completely different species can reproduce. Then again, the guy was absolutely insane, so I guess it works on that angle.

Plus there is the fact that--

OH GOD NOW I KNOW HOW RED XIII HAD KIDS AT THE END! Maybe the males in his race get pregnant, but it takes an absurdly long time to work with how long they age! When we couldn't see them Aeris accidentally had sex with him and now he has kids! Why they only looking like Red XIII? The Lifestream willed it.

[Jinx]

Maybe he's like a sea horse. Impregnates himself or something.

I just think Rex XIII is smurfing sexy. Even his name is sexy.

[Jiro]

Nanaki = Mary

[Tigmafuzz]

Maybe when Aeris died, because she was an Ancient, she had the ability to revive one of Nanaki's species from the Lifestream.

[Bubba]

Thanks FT, this thread has now made me think of the actual logistics of how Nanaki and Aeris would bump uglies...

I don't like the image currently in my head. Aeris was so pure...

To be fair though, I'd probably do Nanaki as well...

[Jinx]

I don't know how pure Aeris was...


but trust me, if you google Aeris and Nanaki, you'll figure out the logisistics of it. :P

[Hollycat]

i bet aeris was as pure as cid's language.

tifa was probably pure.

found this a while ago.
13aeris.jpg

[Bubba]

I don't know how pure Aeris was...


but trust me, if you google Aeris and Nanaki, you'll figure out the logisistics of it. :P

Hmmm... some of these pictures are quite tame compared to the 'logistics' I had in mind.

Maybe I'm just a little bit disturbed...

[Jinx]

Of course Tifa's pure! She's been pining after Cloud for like, EVER.

Aeris on the other hand...grew up in the slums. And that's an AWFULLY nice house she and Elmyra live in.


Just sayin'.

[Bubba]

Excellent point. I bet she honed her skills in the Honey Bee Inn before branching out on her own. It might be 1 Gil for the purchase of a flower but I reckon it's 201 Gil for the purchase of a flower with a "happy ending"

[Rantz]

Nanaki? Sure, I would, but he'd better wine and dine me first.

[Mercen-X]

I still love how Hojo is supposedly this awesome scientist and he thinks two completely different species can reproduce. Then again, the guy was absolutely insane, so I guess it works on that angle.

You think Jenova was in any way related to humans? Absolutely not. The thing was a monstrosity. Hojo still made a manova baby named Sephiroth. Why would he then not be able to make a baby that's both human and beast? Granted Aerith and Nanaki having sex would in no way contribute to propagation (obviously, Hojo's mental faculties have greatly deteriorated having spent the last 30 years obsessing over his scientific breakthrough/absurd atrocity).
Most likely, Hojo realized creating a hybrid would in no way involve copulation but he really wanted to see how a wild animal and a dirty chick from the Slums would get on.

[Jinx]

I'm pretty sure if he wanted to see Aeris get it on with an animal, he could just go to her house at any given day of the week. She's so skanky.

[Sephex]

I bet Hojo walked around with a hard on all the time. That's my contribution to this thread today.