Badasses

[NorthernChaosGod]

If NCG creates exclusively awesome sperm, and fierytempest creates exclusively awesome ova, what magnitude of awesome would their child be? Would the planet even be able to handle it?

I think it is humankind's duty to either ensure this child is made, or stop its conception at all costs.

It's the anti-Christ and the Messiah all wrapped into one.

What do you say, NCG?

I say we roll the dice and find out for sure. ;]

[Jinx]

If NCG creates exclusively awesome sperm, and fierytempest creates exclusively awesome ova, what magnitude of awesome would their child be? Would the planet even be able to handle it?

I think it is humankind's duty to either ensure this child is made, or stop its conception at all costs.

It's the anti-Christ and the Messiah all wrapped into one.

What do you say, NCG?

I say we roll the dice and find out for sure. ;]

Okay, I'll be right over with some booze and Barry White.

[Quindiana Jones]

It's best if you take some painkillers, too. Or at least something you can bite down on.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Booze and Barry White? Perfect, that's exactly the recipe for some badass baby makin'. Probably a nice pillow for Quin's suggestion.

[Jinx]

I'm kind of a champ.

I'd expect nothing less when we're making a God-child, NCG.

[Quindiana Jones]

Regardless of gender, I'm pretty sure that kid's gonna have a rockin' beard.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'm kind of a champ.

I'd expect nothing less when we're making a God-child, NCG.

Baby NCGxfierytempest for Jesus.

...did you just say you like it rough?

[Bubba]

Regardless of gender, I'm pretty sure that kid's gonna have a rockin' beard.

Let's hope it's a boy though, eh?

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[Jinx]

You bet I did, NCG. ;D

And Bubba, I'd be perfectly fine with having Obi-Wan as my child.

[Bubba]

You bet I did, NCG. ;D

And Bubba, I'd be perfectly fine with having Obi-Wan as my child.

Be careful what you wish for!

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NCG: "When it comes to reproducing, I am the master"
Baby Kenobi: "Only a master of evil, Dad"

Feeding Time...
FT: "Open up for the spoon"
Baby Kenobi: "That's no spoon. It's a space station"

FT: *shouts* "NCG, it's the phone for you"
NCG: "Who is it?"
Baby Kenobi: "That's your uncle talking"

NCG: "OK family, I'm off to watch NASCAR"
Baby Kenobi: "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. You must be cautious."

NCG: "Well I must say FT, you're looking mighty fine today"
FT: "D'aww... thanks NCG!"
Baby Kenobi: "Your eyes can deceive you, don't trust them"