I'd like to be a CK because the crushing rejection and damage to my ego after seeing not one, but two subsequent girlfriends be CK'd while I am passed by is just too much for me to bear. I've been researching bridges near my house but Leicester is pretty flat so there's just a flyover in town, and I think I'd just end up with broken legs and some pneumothorax.

On the bright side once I get Pike over here I will have had sex with more mods than anyone else in EoFF history