Want to join EoFF's staff? We're taking applications! (no, seriously)

[fire_of_avalon]

For funsies.

Also, Paul, you are a dreamboat. Daniel, did you post anything about this in the FF fora... where the people who talk about FF a lot ... talk about FF a lot?

[Hollycat]

Those who have applied, please check the staff section of the forums.

Under the Initiative?

[Madame Adequate]

I'd like to be a CK because the crushing rejection and damage to my ego after seeing not one, but two subsequent girlfriends be CK'd while I am passed by is just too much for me to bear. I've been researching bridges near my house but Leicester is pretty flat so there's just a flyover in town, and I think I'd just end up with broken legs and some pneumothorax.

On the bright side once I get Pike over here I will have had sex with more mods than anyone else in EoFF history

[Psychotic]

On the bright side once I get Pike over here I will have had sex with more mods than anyone else in EoFF history

You say that, but I am fairly certain that nobody has issued more bans than my right hand.

[Loony BoB]

Daniel, did you post anything about this in the FF fora... where the people who talk about FF a lot ... talk about FF a lot?

I put up announcements across the board. I didn't want to make two threads, so decided to stick it in General Chat since it's the most frequented forum by the majority of members. But Psy should have it covered now, 'cause he's made/making a thread down there too. Hooray!

[Psychotic]

I'm regretting criticising you. Now I have to do, y'know, work.

Thread made, anyway. And just remember folks: If someone as incompetent as me can make news updates for the frontsite, so can you!

[Shlup]

I believe he made a forum called "The Initiative" for you.

[Freya]

Ooo neat! I would post in there but as of now I'm eating chocolate ice cream. Priorities. They are needed or else this whole world would go into a non chocolate ice cream eating chaos. And we just can't have that. No, no. We can't have that.

[Shlup]

It's good to know your priorities are in order. I just had a fat bowl of mint and chip but I'm already craving a second.

[Freya]

I've now contributed but at what cost? The cost of all my ice cream. It is now non-existent and there is no extra available to me at this time. I don't know what to do with my life anymore.

[Jiro]

Write more, make money, buy ice cream. I call this the circle of life.

[Freya]

Really, I think they just need to clone Jiro. Ya know, I mean one Dak, who is a semester away from having a Degree in Journalism, is good, but think of TWO Daks! It rattles my brain with it's News Reporting Awesomeness. Problem solved.

[Loony BoB]

Oh! That reminds me. Sorry, I should have clarified. Whoever we hire is just going to be used as a host body. We are indeed working on cloning Jiro, but we don't want to wait 18 years for a body to grow, so...

[Jiro]

Wait wait wait, don't I get a say in this? I don't approve of a clone me, that wouldn't be good. How the smurf are you even doing it, you haven't got any of my DNA!

[Rantz]

Or have we... Roogle!?