Want to join EoFF's staff? We're taking applications! (no, seriously)

[Freya]

Yeah I was going to say, you DID hang out with roogle.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I don't approve of a second Dak. That would take away from the specialness that is Dak.

[Jiro]

Roogle wouldn't try to steal my DNA, I would shoot him with nerf darts again.

[Loony BoB]

Thanks for that hair, Roogle, I'll get right on it.

[Hollycat]

What part of the body did that hair come from?

[Jiro]

My legs, probably. I have hairy legs, like a gorilla.

[Hollycat]

really? Because I'm looking at it and it is long, rough and curly....

[Jiro]

Just like an Australian's leg hair should be, to aid us in surviving the harsh natural environment.

[Loony BoB]

So I'm tenderly taking care of Jiro's hair, you know, making sure it's nice and clean for the cloning process, checking it's texture, rubbing it softly, letting it roll between my fingers, and then I find out HC is looking through the window and checking out the hair and I'm thinking "God damn, HC, that's just creepy."

[Hollycat]

His hair wasn't the only thing I was checking out if you know what I mean.
I will do anything to get this job BoB.
Anything.

Even murder.

[Jiro]

You know there's something wrong when the first thing I thought off when HC posted was that he was posting in the wrong thread. How the smurf did we get hair?

[Loony BoB]

Fixed your typo.

[Hollycat]

You know there's something wrong when the first thing I thought off when HC posted was that he was posting in the wrong thread. How the smurf did we get hair?

Have you ever heard of Chloroform?

[Jiro]

HAIR HOW DOES IT WORK

[G13]

Masturbation jokes that obviously aren't jokes. Spying on BoB while he does weird things. Talking about Dak's pubic hair. A well meaning thread going nowhere fast.

Yep, it's like I'm back in the staff forum.