So this whole "wearing green" thing.... and Pike in a dress.

[Pike]

Tomorrow is St. Patrick's Day.

My work uniform consists of black slacks and a blue top.

I don't wear jewelry (other than my watch) or things in my hair.

How am I supposed to avoid getting pinched during my long work shift tomorrow?

[Bunny]

Green underwear.

[Tigmafuzz]

Nobody would see that. Unless she wore them outside of her clothes. Which would be awesome.

You could wear a green button or something. Or you could go foa-style and let everyone know that they won't be getting back any part of their body that touches you.

[Sephex]

Green....uh....lantern. Carry one.

[Shlup]

Idea: wear jewelry once. It's not addictive, I swear.

Or, like, a pin.

Or just don't wear green.

You could also chalk your hair, but I assume you're not going to have time to get green pastels.

[Pike]

The more I think about it the more I'm pretty sure I don't own any green articles of clothing.

[Jinx]

Tape a piece of green construction paper on yourself.

[Bubba]

A few suggestions...

- Buy some green shoelaces
- Be really ill and your complexion should take on a nice green colour
- Take Kermit the frog with you
- If you've got a really runny nose then just don't blow it
- Pretend someone has something you really want and you'll go green with envy... OK that was pretty bad... I'm gonna stop now.

[NorthernChaosGod]

So what did you decide on?

[sharkythesharkdogg]

you could paint your nails green?

[Pike]

you could paint your nails green?

I have never painted my nails and I am certainly not about to start now! You won't be getting me in a dress anytime soon, either, Mr. Joe Bryan!

So what did you decide on?

I went to work five minutes early and bought some shamrock stickers and put one on my nametag.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Lol, one sticker? What a cop out.

I, for one, would like to see Pike in a dress though.

[Bubba]

Lol, one sticker? What a cop out.

I, for one, would like to see Pike in a dress though.

Seconded!

[Pike]

[fire_of_avalon]

Pike in a dress! Pike in a dress! Pike in a dress!