Go The Shoeless Ho-- wait, what? Aww.
Go smittenki-- wait, what!? Aww.

God dammit. Uhm. Let's see. Who do I curse this time around? Pant Leg Eater From The Bad World, Quin 'n' Tonic and Unbreakable Will are clearly the best names in the list. But I tend to avoid people who have unfair advantages such as coloured usernames or names that you couldn't register with (ie, really long ones). So I'll probably have to go for the latter two. Will gets first dibs on the curse, though, because his is 100% pun, and the Aiyon in me adores this.

Go Unbreakable Will! Also, Quin 'n' Tonic.

Reading over pr00t's predictions, I hope people don't vote Pike through to win based on her popularity, because as much as she's super-awesome, this isn't a competition about how super-awesome you are, this is a competition about the best username and I think Pike is a good username but nothing worthy of winning quarter of a million pounds. Similar thoughts towards blackmage_nuke. Awesome member, but there are more unique and wonderful usernames out there.

Like Unbreakable Will. Also, Quin 'n' Tonic.

Hoping I lose in the first round because I do think that Old Manus has a better username than mine.

Dark horse: Foob.