Light Hug: Chewbacca. I don't think he would smell very nice so just a polite squeeze would be fine.

Passionate Embrace: Mila Kunis. I may be able to resist the temptation to unhook her bra at the same time... but I doubt it.

Bear Hug: Mr Blobby. He gave me nightmares as a child. I would give him a huge bear hug whilst discreetly slipping a large hand grenade into his suit from behind. Blobby that, you annoying twat.

For anyone who doesn't know who Mr. Blobby is. Here is a picture of the pink prick...

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