Pretty cool but I wish you had either added an ellipsis at the start of the second line or removed the one at the start of the third line for consistencyOriginally Posted by jenovajunkie
Since we were on this subject on my last thread.....
What's the cheesiest/creepiest pick up lines...
...you've read, used or perhaps heard being used on you?
(Hey how's that for posting style?)
Inb4 Rag and chloroform line
Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
Have a nice day!!
I never use chat-up lines but this is one of the worst ones I've heard...
"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants tonight"
Pick up lines are shallow, and tell the woman nothing about you. A classy lady deserves more than that.
Open up to her. Try a more personalized ice breaker. Something like, "Hi, I'm Russel. One time I was fingering my sister and I found my dad's wedding ring in there."
Then offer to buy her a drink. Or smell your hand.
Last edited by sharkythesharkdogg; 03-22-2012 at 04:27 PM.
This is a pickup line I know but I would never use.
But it's so great I hope that @julian will use it, tape the response and show me
>Studies have shown that if a man can bench 150 [small girls] / 200 [bigger girls] they can hold a woman down without them being able to do anything about it.
[pause]
>I can bench [mass]
hay gurl how bout u be the midgar zolom and i be sephiroth tonight ey
roses are red
violets are blue
stick this in my ass
it's a pool cue
there was a picture here
Want to join my Dungeons & Dragons group? We could use an enchanter, and you've already cast Charm Person on me
yo baby why you being so frigid u all colder than the hills of narshe lemme go all ifrit on your heart
Hahaha these are hilarious, I think I may use some for the fun of it! Any bets how man slaps/drinks in the face I'll get? Haha I'm going for 6. Sharkythesharkdog... I'm not asking for lines to use(although I may for jokes!) and I know they tell nothing about your character.
Creativity is certainly about not being constrained by rules or accepting the restrictions that society places on us. Of course the more people break the rules, the more likely they are to be perceived as ‘mentally ill’.
“Fix the cause, not the symptom.” – Steve Maguire
"Would you like to exchange bodily fluids tonight?"
"I'm afraid I'm a Jehova's Witness. Would you like to come back to my place to talk about the Bible?"
lol god's love"I'm afraid I'm a Jehova's Witness. Would you like to come back to my place to talk about the Bible?"
*while looking at a woman's crotch*
Call me Chris Brown because I would hit that allllllll night!
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Blasting them with a fire extinguisher followed by the line "sorry baby but yo ass is on fire!" tends to work well.
Good thing I bring my library card wherever I go...because I'm checking you out!!
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