Oooh baby, the word of the day is 'legs', now let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Works every time.
Because I'm one hell of a butler.
baby u got a beautiful esper of eyes/breasts
So...my girlfriend started posting some of this stuff to me and I thought it sounded familiar. Then she tells me that she was googling FF pickup lines for a laugh and this thread turned up..
I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangential to your curves.
Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a Cauchy sequence that does not converge.
Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
I wish I was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.
Hey... nice asymptote.
Face
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Signature by rubah. I think.
Are you a professional skateboarder and did you just do a 900 into my life? Because that wheelchair makes you look like Tony Hawk.
That's horrible....... lolOriginally Posted by Sylvie
Creativity is certainly about not being constrained by rules or accepting the restrictions that society places on us. Of course the more people break the rules, the more likely they are to be perceived as ‘mentally ill’.
“Fix the cause, not the symptom.” – Steve Maguire
Wow, baby, you look a lot like Christopher Walken in that wheelchair. Except you're not walken. Sorry, I meant Christopher Reeve.
"Ohhhh, man!"
Nice tits.
Get down on the ground and put your hands behind your head.
That's a pick-up line for two types of orientation, works for black men too.
OOO SNAP! J/K
That's bad, I shouldn't have said that.
Creativity is certainly about not being constrained by rules or accepting the restrictions that society places on us. Of course the more people break the rules, the more likely they are to be perceived as ‘mentally ill’.
“Fix the cause, not the symptom.” – Steve Maguire
I like to approach ladies in bars by saying "Hello, I'm not a sexual predator".
everything is wrapped in gray
i'm focusing on your image
can you hear me in the void?
Lying to yourself is not an efficient tactic.
Creativity is certainly about not being constrained by rules or accepting the restrictions that society places on us. Of course the more people break the rules, the more likely they are to be perceived as ‘mentally ill’.
“Fix the cause, not the symptom.” – Steve Maguire
I'm not lying to myself, I'm lying to the woman.
everything is wrapped in gray
i'm focusing on your image
can you hear me in the void?
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