Worst/Creepiest pick-up lines....

[Tigmafuzz]

I used the power of the internet god Z͙͕̱͖̫͚͙̝̖̉̄͐͊͆a̷̢̭̹͗ͦͬ̇̋̚ĺ͇̮͛ͣͫͦ͂́͟ĝ̱̩̪̞͉o̬̝̞̪̥͌͑ͩ͂͑͑͞

I ŗem̨e͘mb́e͡r t̸he f̵irst ̧t̶ime I ͟w͘ro͞te s̸om̕et̨hin͡g "͜Za͢lgo-̸fi̢e̢ḑ."̛

It was fun.