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  1. 03-23-2012, 10:30 PM #1
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    Eureka! Online dating profiles!

    Date date date...
    ...love love love...

    ....or stalk stalk stalK.

    I'm really enjoying forums!

    My first love was the one to get me playing FF7. Maybe that's why I associate dating/love with FF. I don't know how I got on this site though...


    So I was reading "krissy"'s last post on my pick up
    line thread, and she suggested online dating.


    So this got me thinking again. And you know what happens when I think.
    Let's thread about it!


    • So what would you put in your profile?
    • If you were looking for your ideal partner, what would be things you would look for? AND...
    • If you have/had already seen profiles, what is the most ridiculous one you have seen?
    I promise my next thread will pertain to this site's main theme. And of course you can make up profiles. But I want genuine stuff, but joking is always good!
    Creativity is certainly about not being constrained by rules or accepting the restrictions that society places on us. Of course the more people break the rules, the more likely they are to be perceived as ‘mentally ill’
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  2. 03-23-2012, 10:36 PM #2
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    I just want a guy with a big dick.
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.
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  3. 03-23-2012, 10:40 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by fierytempest View Post
    I just want a guy with a big dick.
    Will you settle for a guy who's a big dick?
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  4. 03-23-2012, 11:24 PM #4
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    I have an excuse to post this now. My OkCupid profile.

    OkCupid | Sephex / 29 / M / Flossmoor, Illinois

    If you liked that, further reading (journal posts):

    OkCupid | Sephex / 29 / M / Flossmoor, Illinois
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  5. 03-23-2012, 11:44 PM #5
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    I feel like I should be censoring this thread, but I can't decide if it's the use of the word "dick" or Sephex's OKCupid profile that's the offensive part. IT'S TOO LONG, SEPHEX.

    My online dating profile would have to say "I am an adulterous whore," but I don't have one because I'm not.
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    Sephex's profile is the best thing ever. I can't afford the rate though

    What would I put in my profile? Nothing. I would leave it absolutely blank and let my innate magnetism attract them.
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  7. 03-24-2012, 12:40 AM #7
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    I would just put a picture of Dakoda.
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    The internet is a place for truth and honesty and that is exactly what I would do.
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    Hey internet is for truth and honesty? Sure, and santa claus really eats the cookies you leave him, not the Easter Bunny. Sephex, I read your profile. 9.99 eh? AN HOUR?? At least if the girl sleeps with you, she'll only have to pay a small fraction of the hourly rate. Wait bad joke.....? How about this, at least you can CHARGE THEM. Which is the opposite fact for me. Oh boy... so how bout them chocobo's?
    Creativity is certainly about not being constrained by rules or accepting the restrictions that society places on us. Of course the more people break the rules, the more likely they are to be perceived as ‘mentally ill’
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  10. 03-24-2012, 02:14 AM #10
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    To everyone who looked at my profile so far: I am glad you guys are enjoying it. I wrote it several years ago very hung over. That probably wasn't a good decision.

    NOTE: With the profile up there exactly how it is I have met and dated several people.
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    People probably find you entertaining and funny and even witty and take a gamble. How many bodies do you have stored now?
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    That is a very personal question, Jiro.
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    We have a good relationship.
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  14. 03-24-2012, 03:02 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    That is a very personal question, Jiro.
    It's not a problem.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    People probably find you entertaining and funny and even witty and take a gamble. How many bodies do you have stored now?
    Only one. The rest of them I threw out after -snip-

    No one wants to know that, Sephex.~mod
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    eHarmony rejected me.

    Signature by rubah. I think.
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