The dick flick is evil... Though I put the ball tap on equal footing for pain with the dick flick. Testicle abuse is dangerous all the way around. I'm telling you, kick a guy in the balls its like the auto-abuse button. If he's not crying he's probably swinging for the fences.
My little brother and I were having a tickle fight when we were kids and it was past the point where it stopped being fun and started being angry like "okay stop NO YOU STOP YOU STARTED IT" and well when you want to stop being tickled you just flail around like crazy right so he got kicked in the balls. I didn't mean to, and even my eight year old self knew that you don't kick little boys there so I apologized but he still told mom and I got in trouble
A tip of the hat to all ladies who choose not to kick men in the balls.
Extenuating circumstances aside, it's just bad form.
One time my sister kneed me in the pelvic bone and I lost my freaking mind with pain. I imagine getting kicked in the balls feels equally bad or worse.
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Getting kicked in the ballscan go anywhere from getting kit in the gut by a kid on a bike to getting hit in the gut by a car going 60 mph with a champion boxer glued to the front who has
hurts alot.
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One time I thought I was being cool trying to do a flying kick in the air (don't remember why I was probably high though) and ending up landing right on my friend's crotch with my knee extended. That's as close to kicking someone in the nuts as I've come.
SO much hatred for the dick flick. That tit is just evil.
I've been kicked in the balls twice, same girl. I forgave the first one but when the second one happened I kicked her in the vag as hard as I could.
Because I'm one hell of a butler.
I've never really been kicked in the nuts before, I've always been curious about it though. This must sound kind of odd, but I would very much like to get kicked in the nuts some day. But I guess I'm such a great guy that I have never pissed anyone off enough to kick me yet :P
You need to set yourself some loftier goals, Mr Rising...Originally Posted by Phoenix Rising
I was kicked in the nuts by Tabatha Mills in school when I was 13. I would sooner take an ungarmax to the face than experience that level of testicle pain again...
my enormous scrotum acts like a kinda net for attakcs......sorta catches them then i like flex my ballbag and fire the fist/foot away from me at high speed, often breaking it when it hits the floor or w/e
You need to set yourself some loftier goals, Mr Rising...
I was kicked in the nuts by Tabatha Mills in school when I was 13. I would sooner take an ungarmax to the face than experience that level of testicle pain again...
Oh don't worry, that isn't very high on my list of things I'd like to do before I die.
Tabatha Mills, you used her full name on the forums?
I didn't think it would be. Ha, I was only messing anyway!
Well I'm pretty sure that was her name. I've not seen her since I left school. I'm not too concerned about using her full name though. In fact, if anyone on here would like to track her down and boot her in the fanny I would really appreciate it.
lol well if you want that you should probably give us more than just her name. Maybe a Facebook account or something?
I don't really use Facebook so I don't think she's on my friend list.
But... if any of you truly cared for me then you'd find a way to track her down and exact a fitting revenge on my behalf!
I do enjoy being kicked in the balls. Sadly, it only happens by accident. However, I savor those happy accidents when they occur, just as a painter savors his happy accidents if he's listening to his Bob Ross.
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