dear dk

[Sephex]

Of course this thread is made when I'm not wasted!

[Pike]

This is the best thread on the forum right now.

[Psychotic]

Dogs. lets talk about dogs. Or, Miriel. Everyone likes miriel. Don't they? If not, smurf them. smurf them right off a cliff. yeah man. we sure told you.

Not enough Miriel discussion going on up in here.

What do you think she smells of? I think turkeys and the summer breeze!

[Shiny]

Maybe like pineapples and seaweed.

[Jiro]

How the smurf did this even happen xD dammit dk you're a terrible influence.

[Iceglow]

LOL You ask now how the smurf something happens when Dan is involved? Bro, Dak let it slide this is the Dan effect!

[DK]

Well, fair enough. I had a cracking night last night and I am sure this was a fun part of it as well! I also sent some hideously dire messages to people on facebook, oh god.

How the smurf did this even happen xD dammit dk you're a terrible influence.

I am a brilliant influence and this is a brilliant thread. You were off your tits, I was off my tits, there is a giant picture of Steve Irwin. Did you not see the giant picture of Steve Irwin? Look at the giant picture of Steve Irwin. I think that is the best thing I've ever posted on EoFF and I don't even remember doing it.

[Madame Adequate]

Just like that other god damn brilliant thing you posted on Effoff while off your tits without remembering it!

[Freya]

So THAT'S why you were PMing me! Makes sense now.

[Hollycat]

Just like that other god damn brilliant thing you posted on Effoff while off your tits without remembering it!

I misread this as That thing you posted with your tits.



I dare you all to write a post with your tits.

[Unbreakable Will]

Get some vodka, buy some skittles, put skittles in the vodka and let it sit for about 12 hrs, shake well and enjoy.
Something faster would be taking a bottle of tequila and drinking that tit straight like a man.

[Jiro]

Well, fair enough. I had a cracking night last night and I am sure this was a fun part of it as well! I also sent some hideously dire messages to people on facebook, oh god.

How the smurf did this even happen xD dammit dk you're a terrible influence.

I am a brilliant influence and this is a brilliant thread. You were off your tits, I was off my tits, there is a giant picture of Steve Irwin. Did you not see the giant picture of Steve Irwin? Look at the giant picture of Steve Irwin. I think that is the best thing I've ever posted on EoFF and I don't even remember doing it.

Yeah after careful consideration I realise that together we make a ballin' fun time team

[Jinx]

Wine. Just wine.

Anyone who likes to get trashed on wine, cal me.

[Hollycat]

Go to fancy restaurant.
Order three really fancy bottles of wine.
pour them all in an empty trash bag as the waiter watches.
Get up and walk out while drinking from trash bag.

[Jinx]

I'd rather use a bucket, as it's more sturdy.

I had half a bottle last night. :3