Quote Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar View Post
I've never been successfully robbed. Once while I was on WOW this guy who was maybe a little older than me tried mugging me with a tiny knife, so I stabbed him in the gut and hurt my hand typing too hard. I felt so epic after that, it was like something out of a movie. The only other time was when I caught a little brother attempting to break my model jaguar and kicked him in the ribs., I let him go after that because he looked really weak and I was afraid I might seriously injure him. Also I didn't want my parents to beat me.
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Just playin, hypo