I am so angry I am numb!

[Hollycat]

I've never been successfully robbed. Once while I was in Dallas this guy who was maybe a little older than me tried mugging me with a tiny knife, so I kicked him in the gut and knocked him out with a punch to the face. I felt so epic after that, it was like something out of a movie. The only other time was when I caught a hobo attempting to break into my jaguar and kicked him in the ribs., I let him go after that because he looked really weak and I was afraid I might seriously injure him. Also I didn't want hobo rabies.

[Jessweeee♪]

One time in middle school I was doing a weird coupon fundraiser, and I just got the coupons to give out to the people who ordered them and they went missing during gym. I was pretty panicked because I had sold a lot of them and now a lot of people were going to be upset. Later that day I found my trapper keeper along with the coupons torn apart in another room. Nothing was missing, and that just made it even worse because somebody did this just to upset me personally, not because they wanted to steal from a stranger

Also once my family went on a cruise and my brother gave his friend keys to the house so he'd have a place to stay for the weekend (he got kicked out of his house). My parents came back to find that all of my dad's guns had been stolen. Thankfully they were all accounted for eventually. One of them went to a guy that tried killing his girlfriend with it, but she survived. I'm glad my brother didn't have something like that hanging over his head.

[Peegee]

I've never been successfully robbed. Once while I was in Dallas this guy who was maybe a little older than me tried mugging me with a tiny knife, so I kicked him in the gut and knocked him out with a punch to the face. I felt so epic after that, it was like something out of a movie. The only other time was when I caught a hobo attempting to break into my jaguar and kicked him in the ribs., I let him go after that because he looked really weak and I was afraid I might seriously injure him. Also I didn't want hobo rabies.

I..wait...

[Unbreakable Will]

I've never been successfully robbed. Once while I was on WOW this guy who was maybe a little older than me tried mugging me with a tiny knife, so I stabbed him in the gut and hurt my hand typing too hard. I felt so epic after that, it was like something out of a movie. The only other time was when I caught a little brother attempting to break my model jaguar and kicked him in the ribs., I let him go after that because he looked really weak and I was afraid I might seriously injure him. Also I didn't want my parents to beat me.

Fix'd

Just playin, hypo

[drotato]

Stupid WOW...

[Hollycat]

What, a guy can't be on the internet AND be good at fighting?

[drotato]

Usually it's unlikely, but I believe you, Hypo. (:

[Psychotic]

I've never been successfully robbed. Once while I was in Dallas this guy who was maybe a little older than me tried mugging me with a tiny knife, so I kicked him in the gut and knocked him out with a punch to the face. I felt so epic after that, it was like something out of a movie. The only other time was when I caught a hobo attempting to break into my jaguar and kicked him in the ribs., I let him go after that because he looked really weak and I was afraid I might seriously injure him. Also I didn't want hobo rabies.

one time when I was 13 some guy was like "GIVE ME YOUR WALLET" and he ran at me. So I sprayed him with my flamethrower, and we both went our seperate ways: Him screaming and slowly burning to death, and me, with the biggest face ever.

then i saved my game, turned off my PS1 and put my copy of GTA2 back in its box.

[Agent Proto]

Hypo, I find it hard to believe that you own and drive a Jaguar.

[drotato]

Epic story, Paul. Epic story.

Proto, maybe his parents are rich. xD

[Hollycat]

It''s the only car I have ever owned, I can go take a picture with my VITA later if you want.

@Amaria: actually an old Jag usually only costs around 10-15k. It used to be my mothers car.

[Psychotic]

i had a 1967 jag, silver. but the cops blew it up

then i saved my game, turned off my PS1 and put my copy of GTA: London back in its box.

[Hollycat]

You stop that.


Seriously, I have a 2000S Jaguar. It even has the old website for my parents real estate company on the back.

[Jiro]

GTA: London would be the best thing ever, but only if you make Iceglow the protagonist.

[Shlup]

Shlup... Your dad sounds awesomely badass.

He has his moments. It's fun to watch him take people down!