Apparently italics hurt anus' eyes, so I'll stop doing it just for your pleasure.

Yeah, I guess I would agree that a lot of old people are very religious. Some would say there is no such thing as "too" religious, but it's really annoying if you aren't religious yourself.

Shlup, your whole family is awesome and I want to meet them all before I die.

KC, that's pretty much how Cross Plains is. There are annoying old people everywhere, getting in the way of the fast paced youngsters. Sometimes I want to run over them with shopping carts.