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    Eggstreme Wheelie Recognized Member Jiro's Avatar
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    What is the most dangerous piece of furniture?

    Exactly what it says on the tin. What's the most dangerous piece of furniture?

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    Coffee tables, enemy of shins everywhere!

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    I have to agree with coffee tables, but for me, it's more my little toe getting caught on a leg and getting pulled back as I walk by. This has happened more times than I care to admit.
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    I can't seem to walk correctly so they are ALL a minefield for me.

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    My bean bag full of cocaine surrounded by starving drug sniffing dogs. The thing gives me a sore back.

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    My end tables, instead of being just one end table they are three of varying sizes that fit together. Convenient for when you have guests but not for walking around my apartment in the dark.
    My poor toes

    Because I'm one hell of a butler.

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    Coffee table. The coffee table in my living room has been hurting me on a regular basis since I fell and hit my head on it when I was two. It was passed onto me from my father, and to him from his mother, and to her from her father. It's been terrorizing the family for generations.

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    I'm going to say the fridge because I bet if I hit you guys with a fridge you wouldn't be walking out of there alive.

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    Coffee tables with a glass surface. Aside from all the injuries I DO contract, every time I put my legs up on it I'm like IT'S GONNA BREAK and then I sit and tense my legs just to be SURE it doesn't. CAPS LOCK.

    Oh, and iron maidens.

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    None of them, because I'm not a klutz.

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    Do TV dinner trays count? I pinch my fingers in those things all the time.

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    How about metal bed frames? Imagine one breaking in the middle of the night. I used to run into and stub my toe on these things all the time.

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    Coffee tables really do seem to get in the way most of the time. But, you still need them to drink coffee on, so I put up with them.



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    Quote Originally Posted by CloudDragon View Post
    How about metal bed frames? Imagine one breaking in the middle of the night. I used to run into and stub my toe on these things all the time.
    YES YES YES! THESE!

    I have a metal bed frame, and the one side sticks out a bit, and I cut my shin on it ALL THE TIME.
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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