I've tried really hard to like wine. I love eating good food and the two generally go hand in hand. Plus all my friends drink wine. And I live so close to Napa Valley, the heart of California's wine country. Drinking wine seems like the thing to do.

But I just cannot get into it. Its so gross! Blegh.

I've tried cheap wine, expensive wine, sweet wines, red, white, rose. It's all nasty.

You know what's good? Strawberry lemonade.