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    Default Parker's "I'm moderately intoxicated" thread 2012

    Hello.

    I'm moderately - highly intoxicated.

    I tried reading latest forum drama. I Don't understand it. too intoxicated. i wish foa more than luck, but i dont know why. good luck foa.

    I can however type. Last time i was drunk posting i was requesting Fluffy Puff to be re-enabled. I'm posting in glorious pink right now, so i must have nothing to fight for. uhm.....free kevin?

    This topic is for talking about things. talk. about things. when i sober up i'll apologise/ignore this.

    thanks

    your friendly neighbourhood parkerman

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    omg i'm drunk too

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    i like parkers new avatar

    also i am the drunkest

    straight x edge x 4 x lyfe


    edit:

    wait has he had that avatar forever? and i just realized its an upside down tonberry? andused to think it was a weird pig wearing sunglasses?

    ok

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    i had a better upside down tonberry but psychotic changed it to a pic of raistlin or someone and then i had to find a new tonberyy. i was sad/ my old tonberry owned. he is gone now/

    rip

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    p.s make me admin

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    I'm too lazy to go buy anything intoxicating so I'm drinking Chocolate Milk instead

    I'm so hip

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    chocolate milk owns but i mean posting drun isnt "hip" either

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    I went drinking last night, and because I'm old and lame, that means I'm staying in tonight.

    krissy: haha, I can totally see the pig now.

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    username should be Porker

    amirite

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    im sure ive suggested this at some point

    i cant see the pig



    sometimes i try to post immediately after bubba cos he has the same avatar and i want people reading to be temporarily confused

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    A pig is a jolly companion,
    Boar, sow, barrow, or gilt --
    A pig is a pal, who'll boost your morale,
    Though mountains may topple and tilt.
    When they've blackballed, bamboozled, and burned you,
    When they've turned on you, Tory and Whig,
    Though you may be thrown over by Tabby and Rover,
    You'll never go wrong with a pig, a pig,
    You'll never go wrong with a pig!


    Bit of pynchon for ya. pigs own and tom pynchon knew it. literature owns. read books. peace.

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    I am not drunk because I have nothing to drink and I cannot spend anymore money until April.

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    Also not drunk, because I'm poor, but mostly because I want to clean my room and I'd prefer to be sober doing that. Pigs are strangely cute. I wanted one, but my dad said no so we got an English Bulldog instead. Close enough.

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    I've got a guinea pig! Does that count?

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    That's 2 things in common now.

    I wished I was intoxicated, but unfortunately I have to work. You lucky bastards drink one for me.
    Oh gods, why? ಥ_ಥ


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