How Intelligent Are You?

[Madame Adequate]

I have a Master's in killing people so it is probably wise to credit me with supreme intelligence

More intelligent than Raistlin, less intelligent than MILF.

You make me blush

[Del Murder]

I have a Master's in killing people so it is probably wise to credit me with supreme intelligence

You aren't tuh.

[Pike]

I'm probably pretty average.

[Shiny]

I feel bad to call myself supremely intelligent, but I really probably am. I got a 33 on my ACTs, top in my year of High School, I get As and A-s in college, On the last 2 Physics 111 tests, where the class average for the first was about 75 and the average for the second one was about 65, I got 106 and 98, top in the class on both. In Pre-Calc, a friend of mine in the class always jokes about how smart I am, and in Statistics, I got a 95 and a 100 on the two tests, and on the latest test, the grade hasn't come back, but I expect high marks.

Pre-Calc and Statistics is easy as smurf. I did well in it and I'm not even particularly good at Math.

I'd say I'm less intelligent than most of the people in the world and more intelligent than most of the people in my family. Definitely more intelligent than my boyfriend whose grammar is close to that of five year old's. His idea of reading consists of looking at pictures.

[Raistlin]

More intelligent than average, but I don't consider that particularly impressive by itself. I know plenty of people way smarter than me (not Psychotic, who's as dumb as a rock ). I consider rationality to be much more important, as that involves a choice.

[Madame Adequate]

I have a Master's in killing people so it is probably wise to credit me with supreme intelligence

You aren't tuh.

He has practical skills. But who do you think turns him and his colleagues into an effective force? Who uses him like a scalpel - or a club, if necessary?

[Rantz]

I have a Master's in killing people so it is probably wise to credit me with supreme intelligence

You aren't tuh.

He has practical skills. But who do you think turns him and his colleagues into an effective force? Who uses him like a scalpel - or a club, if necessary?

A particularly violent giant?

[Psychotic]

More intelligent than average, but I don't consider that particularly impressive by itself. I know plenty of people way smarter than me (not Psychotic, who's as dumb as a rock ). I consider rationality to be much more important, as that involves a choice.

This post made me really angry at first. Raistlin, thinking he is smarter than me? The smurf? I was about to type out a really long reply filled with rage. Then I remembered of course, April Fool's Day! Raistlin is a master, a BRIGADIER-GENERAL of pranking the Eyes on FF staff. He very nearly claimed another victim!

Good work champ. *ruffles hair* Maybe one day you'll be as smart as me, eh? I may have to bludgeon myself with that rock first though!

[Clo]

Why is drool-on-the-shirt dumb not an option? I'm leaning toward that.

[Laddy]

Why is drool-on-the-shirt dumb not an option? I'm leaning toward that.

I tired to make the options intelligent.

[Psychokitty]

I'm smart enough to realize I'm an idiot.

[GhandiOwnsYou]

My theory is that anyone who puts themselves in the highest bracket in any intelligence poll is either egotistical in the extreme, trolling like a boss, or not smart enough to realize that they're outclassed and outgunned by a lot of people. I'm smart enough to feel like I'm around morons most of the time, but also smart enough to realize I'm not necessarily part of the A-team.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Smart enough to know that most of you smurfs will skew the poll.

[Psychokitty]

However, being supremely intelligent does not mean you think you are God's gift to Intelligence. Just that you are very, very smart.

[krissy]

frick i thoiught psychotic changed his name for a second hello

anyway

my iq is 666