Let's get some shoes.
I have like 1000 pair. I need more.
Oh gods, why? ಥ_ಥ
These shoes are $300.
(SPOILER)No, really.
I like Kung-Fu.
Ew. Ugly as smurf.
Oh gods, why? ಥ_ಥ
That's what we call "Awesome, But Impractical."
I usually buy cheap shoes. I have some red heels that I got for $35 at a discount store and some black heels I got for $50 at the mall, but other than that I hate to spend more than like $15 on shoes. I even have a pair from the dollar store. xD
I recently cleaned out my shoes and now have room on my shoe rack for like six more pairs. Yay!
That's what I call "Uncomfortable as smurf."
Me and a couple friends (guys) were looking at those kinds of shoes on Google at school one day. They kept asking me why women like these sorts of things. I had to tell them I had no idea.
Woman & their shoes
My girlfriend only has a couple of pairs of shoes. I'm still waiting for the day I open a closet door in a room or something and about a billion pairs of shoes come spilling out. She's hiding them and the whole world knows it!!
Every house comes with a secret room that only women can see the door to. That is where the shoes are. Find the shoes, stab the heart.
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