Last edited by Goldenboko; 04-02-2012 at 02:03 AM.
the real reason for why it should be down is:
1) flushing releases crap and piss particles into the air in vapor bubbles
2) when the water is left to its own devices over time, it will evaporate and settle into the nearby walls and carpets, causing growths of all sorts.
Guys, guys! If they tell you to keep the seat down, just keep the seat down... while peeing... and pee on the freaking seat. That'll show them for sure!
Here's a better question. Why can't most dudes aim into the bowl with the seat down? I have never understood this at all. I'm pretty sure my father never raised the seat ever to pee. Or hardly ever. Or maybe he was just really good about putting it down and not drowning his daughters.
Signature by rubah. I think.
Okay, I've had retail, hell hole jobs. I've had to clean some ladies restrooms in my time. Question time.
WHY were there always a billion tiny pieces of toilet paper around the toilets when I went to clean? Is it part of your nesting instinct?
WHY can't hygiene products go in the little trash cans provided for you?? At least put them in some sort of trash can. Finding them on the floor is deplorable.
HOW do ladies manage to get pee on the seat?? (I've seen this one with room mates as well )
Some bitches hover. It's weird.
Oh gods, why? ಥ_ಥ
I've found women actually piss on the seat far more frequently than men. Whenever I lift up the seat after a woman has used it I always see a handful of urine droplets cascading about the underside of the lid. Women don't know that this happens, however, because they never lift up the seat.
Also, this:
the real reason for why it should be down is:
1) flushing releases crap and piss particles into the air in vapor bubbles
2) when the water is left to its own devices over time, it will evaporate and settle into the nearby walls and carpets, causing growths of all sorts.
Yeah...I felt the need to share this. One time I had a milkshake and it made my poop smell good. My boyfriend was confused and freaked out by this. He's like, "Why does my bathroom smell amazing?"
That's my poop, bish. You're welcome.