Okay, I've had retail, hell hole jobs. I've had to clean some ladies restrooms in my time. Question time.

WHY were there always a billion tiny pieces of toilet paper around the toilets when I went to clean? Is it part of your nesting instinct?

WHY can't hygiene products go in the little trash cans provided for you?? At least put them in some sort of trash can. Finding them on the floor is deplorable.

HOW do ladies manage to get pee on the seat?? (I've seen this one with room mates as well )