Rick Santorum
Wow, this guy is really the saviour of womankind! He knows were a woman is supposed to be--behind her man!
Ladies, we need to go back to the life God meant for us: cooking, cleaning, popping out 15 kids, and making our man's life better, because he is our life and our sole purpose is to make him happy.
And none of that heathen liberal stuff in the bedroom. Let your man be on top like he's supposed to, and don't think about orgasming, because lady orgasms make Jesus cry.
Originally Posted by Fynn
Good, now get in the kitchen and make me a sammich.
This post brought to you by the power of boobs. Dear lord them boobs. Amen
I'm actually pretty surprised at reports that a lot of women voted for Newt Gingrich.
but if I were to keep talking I would make EoFF into fb's /pg/ forum, and that's not a good idea.
too bad it's the onion - santorum is still # 2
I'm not an American voter but I'll be telling my girlfriend she's to vote for Rick Santorum, as is proper.
I like to think Santorum breaks down and cries each time he masturbates, furiously punching himself in the balls saying, "Dear Lord, I'm so sorry!" He then blows off excess steam saying racist stuff on Xbox live with the filter on that makes you sound like a 12 year old boy.
she's going to vote for obama just to troll the hell out of me.
I'm already inhaling in preparation for epic FFUUUUUUUUUU
It's ironic that women voting for Santorum will lose the right to vote if Santorum is elected.
Lately I've been feeling like every orgasm I have is a political protest.
I'm gonna start having three a day for justice and the American way.
Signature by rubah. I think.
can I help?I'm gonna start having three a day for justice and the American way.
How very befitting.
I like Kung-Fu.
I think we're all waiting for the moment when we find out Rick Santorum is having a gay affair.
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