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    ichigo Rick Santorum

    Wow, this guy is really the saviour of womankind! He knows were a woman is supposed to be--behind her man!

    Ladies, we need to go back to the life God meant for us: cooking, cleaning, popping out 15 kids, and making our man's life better, because he is our life and our sole purpose is to make him happy.

    And none of that heathen liberal stuff in the bedroom. Let your man be on top like he's supposed to, and don't think about orgasming, because lady orgasms make Jesus cry.
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    Buffalo wings are the greatest smurfing new thing I've ever heard. Pee in their business, which is at work so incredibly hard, and you spelled narcissistic wrong.

    Black Power Ranger is the most beautiful goddamn woman on Earth. So I've got goddamn shrapnel in my corner.

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    Good, now get in the kitchen and make me a sammich.
    This post brought to you by the power of boobs. Dear lord them boobs. Amen

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    I'm actually pretty surprised at reports that a lot of women voted for Newt Gingrich.

    but if I were to keep talking I would make EoFF into fb's /pg/ forum, and that's not a good idea.

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    too bad it's the onion - santorum is still # 2

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    I'm not an American voter but I'll be telling my girlfriend she's to vote for Rick Santorum, as is proper.

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    I like to think Santorum breaks down and cries each time he masturbates, furiously punching himself in the balls saying, "Dear Lord, I'm so sorry!" He then blows off excess steam saying racist stuff on Xbox live with the filter on that makes you sound like a 12 year old boy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    I'm not an American voter but I'll be telling my girlfriend she's to vote for Rick Santorum, as is proper.
    she's going to vote for obama just to troll the hell out of me.

    I'm already inhaling in preparation for epic FFUUUUUUUUUU

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    I'm not an American voter but I'll be telling my girlfriend she's to vote for Rick Santorum, as is proper.
    It's ironic that women voting for Santorum will lose the right to vote if Santorum is elected.

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    Lately I've been feeling like every orgasm I have is a political protest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shlup View Post
    Lately I've been feeling like every orgasm I have is a political protest.
    I'm gonna start having three a day for justice and the American way.

    Signature by rubah. I think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Shlup View Post
    Lately I've been feeling like every orgasm I have is a political protest.
    I'm gonna start having three a day for justice and the American way.
    can I help?

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    Quote Originally Posted by krissy View Post
    How very befitting.
    I like Kung-Fu.

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    I think we're all waiting for the moment when we find out Rick Santorum is having a gay affair.
    Quote Originally Posted by Shinx View Post
    Buffalo wings are the greatest smurfing new thing I've ever heard. Pee in their business, which is at work so incredibly hard, and you spelled narcissistic wrong.

    Black Power Ranger is the most beautiful goddamn woman on Earth. So I've got goddamn shrapnel in my corner.

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