We found our roommate's toy once. Or they did. They told me about it. It's 3 inches bigger than her man's equipment. The only thing I found was her bottle of lube.

So I made an off hand remark about fapping into the lube so she'd get my love babies. However I declined to do it when I realized sperm doesn't survive in lube for that long.

Please don't prove me wrong. I might feel regret for once in my life.