Let's see

[Pheesh]

So, sneaky and fiendish ladies, where do you hide your toys? Mine are in a zebra-print box.

Oh come on, no one likes to think about the 80's before they're about to take care of business.

[Bunny]

So, sneaky and fiendish ladies, where do you hide your toys? Mine are in a zebra-print box.

Oh come on, no one likes to think about the 80's before they're about to take care of business.

Clo suffers from eightiesphilia. Gets her all kinds of moist.

[blackmage_nuke]

Theyre sitting on the mantle

[Clo]

So, sneaky and fiendish ladies, where do you hide your toys? Mine are in a zebra-print box.

Oh come on, no one likes to think about the 80's before they're about to take care of business.

Clo suffers from eightiesphilia. Gets her all kinds of moist.

Look at the men, pretending like they know what they're talking about. How cute.

[Sephex]

It's funny I notice this thread within a couple of days after I watched Baseketball for the first time in years. Anyone who has seen that movie knows what scene I am thinking of based on this thread's content.

Anyway, I accidentally came across...someone's...toy...before. It wasn't a pleasant experience. And it was out in the open, so don't accuse me of snooping!

[Del Murder]

Anyway, I accidentally came across...someone's...toy...before. It wasn't a pleasant experience. And it was out in the open, so don't accuse me of snooping!

Based on the wording of that sentence I can accuse you of something much more disgusting than that.

[Raistlin]

Anyway, I accidentally came across...someone's...toy...before. It wasn't a pleasant experience. And it was out in the open, so don't accuse me of snooping!

Was it a Jolly Green Giant?

[Clo]

A childhood friend of mine has one shaped like Barack Obama. She leaves it out on her coffee table as a conversation starter.

[Sephex]

Anyway, I accidentally came across...someone's...toy...before. It wasn't a pleasant experience. And it was out in the open, so don't accuse me of snooping!

Based on the wording of that sentence I can accuse you of something much more disgusting than that.

lol'd, but in all seriousness there was no foul play. I don't really want to go into specifics, though.

Was it a Jolly Green Giant?

Holy crap, I wish what happened to me was as entertaining as that story.

[DMKA]

Anyway, I accidentally came across...someone's...toy...before. It wasn't a pleasant experience. And it was out in the open, so don't accuse me of snooping!

Was it a Jolly Green Giant?

I read the whole thing. It was wonderful.

[Shlup]

It won't load and now I am sad. D:

[Bunny]

So, sneaky and fiendish ladies, where do you hide your toys? Mine are in a zebra-print box.

Oh come on, no one likes to think about the 80's before they're about to take care of business.

Clo suffers from eightiesphilia. Gets her all kinds of moist.

Look at the men, pretending like they know what they're talking about. How cute.

I'm the Stephen mothersmurfin' Hawking of sex toys.

[Hollycat]

So, sneaky and fiendish ladies, where do you hide your toys? Mine are in a zebra-print box.

Oh come on, no one likes to think about the 80's before they're about to take care of business.

Clo suffers from eightiesphilia. Gets her all kinds of moist.

Look at the men, pretending like they know what they're talking about. How cute.

I'm the Stephen mothersmurfin' Hawking of sex toys.

Small, floppy, and unable to stand up?