Let's see

[Sephex]

Anyway, I accidentally came across...someone's...toy...before. It wasn't a pleasant experience. And it was out in the open, so don't accuse me of snooping!

Based on the wording of that sentence I can accuse you of something much more disgusting than that.

lol'd, but in all seriousness there was no foul play. I don't really want to go into specifics, though.

Was it a Jolly Green Giant?

Holy crap, I wish what happened to me was as entertaining as that story.