Let's see

[Clo]

As someone who flits in an out, I can't tell how serious this forum is supposed to be. Still, I cannot tolerate topics such as shoes, Ryan Gosling and pantiliners. They are too tastefully mainstream female.

So, sneaky and fiendish ladies, where do you hide your toys? Mine are in a zebra-print box.

[Madame Adequate]

UP MY BUM

[Clo]

Nature's ill-used pocket.

[Freya]

I actually don't own any! So I can't really hide any that don't exist.

[Pike]

My pony toys are all over my desk

[Hollycat]

As are mine. And glued to the ceiling, and on my roomates desk just to piss him off, and in a megablocks dragon age box.

[Shlup]

My toys are just everywhere... it drives BJ crazy. Right now I'm playing with a squishy bulldog I got for my birthday.

(SPOILER)It's in my nightstand for easy access, of course.

[Clo]

The problem with leaving them out is surprise visitors.

And bandits.

[Shlup]

Anyone who opens a lady's nightstand deserves what they get.

[Peegee]

We found our roommate's toy once. Or they did. They told me about it. It's 3 inches bigger than her man's equipment. The only thing I found was her bottle of lube.

So I made an off hand remark about fapping into the lube so she'd get my love babies. However I declined to do it when I realized sperm doesn't survive in lube for that long.

Please don't prove me wrong. I might feel regret for once in my life.

[Pike]

Oh, naughty toys.

Let's see here.

I think they're attached to the ends of my arms and currently being utilized to type on this keyboard.

[Hollycat]

This is the best thread I have ever seen.

[Quindiana Jones]

I hope you washed them beforehand.

[Clo]

I hope you washed them beforehand.

The same goes for you, especially if you're sparse with the paper towel/tissues.

[NeoTifa]

What Pike said.