Even people who drink Pabst think it's disgusting. Its just a beer that, apparently, after a few you can down them like water and not taste a thing.

I hate virtually all beers. There are two I can drink.

1) Shmirnoff: Green apple Bite. Yes it's a bitch beer, but I like girly drinks!
2) New Castle.

Mostly I stick with Liquor. Give me some Gentlemen Jack. I may take it like a wuss, but man it's delicious. The Whiskey Burn is awesome.

Absinthe also makes for a fun time. No need to mix either one of these with anything, (Well, the water and sugar for absinthe, but I mean anything other then what it's suppose to have. ).

Greatest drink ever though should have failed. I present to you the process (Though not exact) of crafting the Almost Fail.

1) Fill a tumbler about with 1/8 Triplesec, 3/8's Mountain dew. Add 3 squirts Lime Citris.
2) Add in a splash of egg nog. (This is where it starts to sound bad, but bear with me.)
3) Fill to about 3/4s with your friends drink of Vodka and Mountain dew (I believe he had equal parts both).
4) Fill rest of tumbler with Cranberry Juice, add a couple more squirts of Lime Citris.

That drink sounds like it should be horrifying, yet it tasted like the most delicious Fruit Punch to have ever existed in this realm. If a god truly existed, that sweet elixir was the proof.