Beer

[Ultima Shadow]

If only hard liquor was defined specifically about the amount of alcohol it contained.

Well, I guess that's true. Though taste-wise, all of them except Tactical Nuclear Penguin taste more like vodka than normal beer anyway. So if you like vodka, you'd probably like those too.

I think beer is completely nasty.

Beer tastes like pisswater. As I said before, I'll stick to my Vodka and Rum.

This only mean one thing: you have yet to try the right beer.



I'll post a few very interesting beers that I've come across. I think they are pretty good too:


1: Aphrodisiaque

It tastes like coffe. And I don't mean "a vauge hint of coffe". It really tastes like it freaking is coffe, somehow made into beer... and with a hint of chocolate.




2: Lava


Most people will probably not like this one much, but I think it's okay. And it's certainly strange the first time you drink it. It tastes a whole lot like... tar. Yes, tar. Yet somehow drinkable and, in my opinion, pretty good. Certainly interesting.




3: Heresy


This is probably my second fav beer. Only Samuel Adams' "Utopias" can beat it ( the one in my first post. And Utopias is over 10 times as expensive ). The interesting thing about it? Well, it has a stronger taste than most wine, is quite fruity and very sweet... and you just can't not like it. If you get a chance to try this one, and you don't like it, there is something wrong with you.

So yeah... all you people saying you don't like beer. Try this one out if you can find it. It will change your minds. And if it doesn't, welll... smurf you.

It gets served in a DEAD SQUIRREL? No one stopped to pause and mull over this?

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