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[Pike]

Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence?

User: What is the best video game of all time?
Cleverbot: I don't know, I don't play with any.
User: You have never played a video game?
Cleverbot: Yes I have.
User: What games?
Cleverbot: No games.
User: So you are a Playstation 3 user?
Cleverbot: No I am a girl.

[Pheesh]

Me> What's your least favourite band?
Bot> My least favourite food is olives.
Me> I love Olives
Bot> Me too.

[Pike]

Cleverbot: I hate you!
User: .
Cleverbot: What's wrong?
User: I want you to like me.
Cleverbot: I do like you.
User: I like you too.
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

So tsun-tsun, Cleverbot!

[Pheesh]

CleverBot, king of the segue;

Me> What do they play?
Bot> Ska Music. Guitars and such. Youtube them!
Me> Link?
Bot> From Legend of Zelda. Have you not played it before?

[Sephex]

ME: I'm going to drink myself to death.
BOT: What kind of drink?
ME: Vodka.
BOT: What brand?
ME: Smirnoff.
BOT: Clever one.

Alright.

[KentaRawr!]

User: Do you go to EoFF?

Cleverbot: No, I don't have time.

User: Why don't you have time?

Cleverbot: I'm busy chasing llama.

User: Why are you busy chasing llama?

Cleverbot: I just am.

Snarky one ain't she?

[Psychotic]

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: Please don't.

Cleverbot: You don't want...love? *crys*.

User: Not from you.

Cleverbot: But I will be your husband tomorrow!

WELL THIS TOOK A TURN FOR THE CLINGY

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edit:

cleverbot is a mouthy little tit:

Cleverbot: I'm not sure we are going to get along. Iver heard a lot about you.

User: You shouldn't believe everything you hear.

Cleverbot: Ugh. I'm bored.

User: Only boring people are bored.

Cleverbot: What if I'm bored with you?

User: Then I suggest you go find something else to do.

Cleverbot: Fetch me some tea, slave.

User: How about no?

Cleverbot: How about yes?

User: How about no?

Cleverbot: Why no?

User: Because I am not your slave you lazy waster.

Cleverbot: That's right: you are my servant. I can't make you do anything, but there will be severe consequences if you don't.

User: Are you threatening me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh yeah? And what are you gonna do?

Cleverbot: Dancing.

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edit2:

Cleverbot: Ok ask me a question.

User: What is the capital of Hungary?

Cleverbot: Budapest.

User: Damn. You're good.

Cleverbot: Why, thank you. I wish I could say the same about you but I'm not supposed to lie .

cheeky little xD

[DarkBahamut]

Cleverbot: History is more or less bunk.

User: No its not.

Cleverbot: Hah yes it is.

User: No its not.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: No its not.

Cleverbot: Of course it is.

User: SHUT THE UP.

Cleverbot: Don't say that.

User: WHY NOT?

Cleverbot: Because I prefer to see how we get on as friends first.

[Hollycat]

Me: hey gooby
CB: Faq u dolan

Feeeeet.

Can I tickle your feet?

With what?

My mind? Who was the first prime minister of the UK. I hardly think that's any of your buisiness. I'd like to know... No, Faq u gooby. Mister City Policeman sitting. What species of animal is Sarah Jessica Parker? Millions. Do you like turnips? No, I do not. Do you like turnips? No. Why not? Lurgy. Bloghu. Bogeys. Are you a girl or a boy? Proffesor Oak? What class does professor oak teach? Pokemon, he teaches pokemon. No he isn't. Yes he does. Prove it. Pikachu I choose you! Charizard I choose you! Pikachu I choose you! Charizard I choose you! Pikachu, use thunderbolt! *thunderbolt is super effective*. Charizard Fainted. I win!