I am an administrator. Or, in other words, I am a God.

I don't like this forum. It holds no value or appeal to me. April Fool's Day is over and the joke is finished with. And it just so happens that God is in a smiting mood today.

(also i'm alone on a friday night ok i need to abuse power on an internet forum to feel good about myself dont judge me assholes YOU'D ALL DO THE SAME)

Anyway, I'm going to make a deal with you all. If any of you manage to come up with one, just one, good reason why I shouldn't purge this forum from EoFF history then I'll refrain.