I'm getting dosed on cough syrup.
I'm getting dosed on cough syrup.
Jack & Coke is my drink of choice tonight.
Got a free one cause the waiter accidentally made an extra. What a bro.
Not full on drunk but I've got that light headed relaxed feeling.
I am about to drink six Kronenbourgs. This is about half what I would usually sink on a regular saturday night, but, as Psychotic would say, beggars can't be choosers.
Once when I was about fourteen I had a party at my house. I don't remember any of this but aparently I pee'd on my friend's jacket and threw it out of the window.
Basically, one of my friends didn't show up, and he had left his jacket at mine at some point before. Thing was, I wasn't really bothered at all, but still after much drink I ended up weeing on his jacket, throwing it out of the window and cursing his name while doing so...
Last night drank some Chardonnay at a barbecue. First time I got buzzed in 5 years had a good time so much for being sober but I think I have good self control, unlike when I was younger. Going to drink some more wine tonight with my girlfriend and maybe sing karaoke. It's the weekend! Hmm wonder what wine should I get...?
Chugging vodka and monster during the ciddies was a horrible idea.
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I have no money but partying tonight so it's Frosty Jacks for me. For anyone who doesn't know, in Britain this is a cheap, 8% dry cider that you mostly see homeless people drinking on park benches.
I'm about to pour my first right now. But it's in a glass with ice in, and I'm mixing blackcurrent with it. So it's classy