Why is no-one drunk on chat right now?
I'll be on there presently..
So how did drunk EoFF go?
I think me and Tigmafuzz were the most drunk but we were on there quite early so it may have gotten rowdier later on.
I thorougly enjoyed getting the lowdown on past and present EOFF relationships courtesy of FoA, Pike and Shorty. They were trying to assist me in finding a nice UK-based EOFF lady...
I finally got drunk. Drunk enough for memory loss drunk. Apparently I shouted very loudly about how my boyfriend does not reciprocate oral sex, put cheese whiz in everyone's hair, napped on a staircase, and sent myself a text about how awesome I am. Then I said some mean stuff because I had emotions. I am like Bizzaro Jessweeee♪ when I'm drunk it seems.
I tried to come on EoFF and tell you guys how drunk I was but reading made me nauseous.
Lame-os.
I feel much better about saying, "It's five o'clock somewhere" when I am dealing with people from so many time zones.
Drank some bears and had a rum concoction earlier this evening. If I've learned anything, it's that Rum is my drinking kryptonite. Whiskey, Vodka, Tequila, beer, Brandy, and wine? Don't faze me and I can take out a few bottles by myself. Rum? knocks me out. I was literally falling asleep in the middle of reading TvTropes articles, and dozed off for an hour after my little drinking excursion.
True beauty exists in things that last only for a moment.
Current Mood: And it's been a long December and there's reason to believe. Maybe this year will be better than the last. I can't remember all the times I tried to tell myself. To hold on to these moments as they pass...
4:44 in the morning and I'm plastered out of my mind, can't nobody stop me. I do believe in ghosts.