The Drunk Thread

[Sephex]

I've always loved coolers. The whole idea of alcohol tasting like juice is just brilliant to me. Of course, I was always laughed at for being that 'cooler guy', but in my mind, I tried to spin it as me being very, very cool.

I'm so damn lonely

While I do drink "hard" stuff, I also enjoy lighter stuff like coolers. I also hate when some random douche bag, presumably with a small dick, feels that if you are a man, you have to drink the hardest, most disgusting tasting alcohol based beverages. So of course they have to push their drinking ideals on everyone else.

Way early in this thread I discussed my distaste for bars. That's another reason why. People like that.

Just enjoy drinks and ignore fools that give you grief for it.

[Raistlin]

Yeah, I don't give a smurf what other people think of my drink preferences. I enjoy my wussy beers and fruity mixed drinks, thank you very much.

[Trumpet Thief]

I've always loved coolers. The whole idea of alcohol tasting like juice is just brilliant to me. Of course, I was always laughed at for being that 'cooler guy', but in my mind, I tried to spin it as me being very, very cool.

I'm so damn lonely

While I do drink "hard" stuff, I also enjoy lighter stuff like coolers. I also hate when some random douche bag, presumably with a small dick, feels that if you are a man, you have to drink the hardest, most disgusting tasting alcohol based beverages. So of course they have to push their drinking ideals on everyone else.

Way early in this thread I discussed my distaste for bars. That's another reason why. People like that.

Just enjoy drinks and ignore fools that give you grief for it.

Thank you! Most of my teenage years were (well, mostly in jest) filled with guys saying "What? You don't like the taste of beer?" or things of that nature.

I do get that some people are alcohol enthusiasts and whatnot, but my enjoyment always came out of being buzzed. I remember when I was 16 and at a house party, and some person prepared a bunch of margaritas (my first time having them), and I was so enthusiastic about how it didn't taste bad and YET it contained alcohol. Made a pretty big fool out of myself that day

[fire_of_avalon]

You're all bleeding vaginas, where is my motor oil and white lightning cocktail?

[Jessweeee♪]

I'm finding that alcohol is the one thing that I don't want to be too sweet. I've been experimenting with stuff and tried some cherry soda with vanilla schnapps, but that was way too syrupy sweet. I don't think that stuff was meant to be mixed with soda. It just seemed wrong.

[Sephex]

You're all bleeding vaginas, where is my motor oil and white lightning cocktail?

I prefer to mix that with aged rusty nails and used medical syringes.

[jenovajunkie]

You puss ho,le... I tsake my shots out of used tampons because it makes women feel useful for once. smurf I'm think I'm good enough.... no mpore beer a nd tequila shoots

[Tigmafuzz]

You puss ho,le... I tsake my shots out of used tampons because it makes women feel useful for once. smurf I'm think I'm good enough.... no mpore beer a nd tequila shoots

Pfft. Come on, man. Even I hold my liquor better than that.

[Jinx]

You puss ho,le... I tsake my shots out of used tampons because it makes women feel useful for once. smurf I'm think I'm good enough.... no mpore beer a nd tequila shoots

Pfft. Come on, man. Even I hold my liquor better than that.

I would hope so, with as much as you drink.

BUt I second what was said here: ew.

[Sephex]

You puss ho,le... I tsake my shots out of used tampons because it makes women feel useful for once. smurf I'm think I'm good enough.... no mpore beer a nd tequila shoots

Man, even the text you are typing smells like booze.

[jenovajunkie]

Sorry. By the way I don't use used tampons in my drinking routine. Bad idea I guess.

[Shorty]

That was smurfing horrifying to read. You ought to be ashamed.

[jenovajunkie]

Why did this turn into JJ bashing.

[Jinx]

Probably because you brought up tampons.

[Jiro]

Don't let them get you down, jenovajunkie. They're just jealous that you're fun to be around while drunk.