Cool bro story of last night:
Still feeling the alcohol from last night. What a trout night out. First we got way too many shots at the bar, shook hands with a bunch of scary-looking African drug dealers standing outside the bar and even had a drunk conversation about how their business was going on a monday night, then went back in for more shots and got the hell out of there and trying to evade the drug dealers.
Then we went to the club, which was completely packed, too many dudes and no sign of the cute girls we met earlier who were also supposed to go there. Of course my friend mike was totally pulling one of the few girls there until he was dumb enough to ask me if I wanna leave to this other club. Shouldn't have said yes because that kinda cockblocked him. At least he did one before on me so the cockblocking score is even now.
Then we head all the way out to the other club, and when we arrive at around 4 it's like a war zone. There's teenagers puking their brains left right and center. Apparently yesterday was a party for the children of the VIPs who were at the party of the club's 25 anniversary last saturday and they were ordering bottles with their parent's credit cards like it was nothing. Of course, we didn't get in.
Then we met at the entrance this dude that we went out with last saturday, who actually did manage to get in. He was with a couple of Swedish girls who were also there on saturday. Best thing of the night happened: him telling the girls he was meeting with the guys from last saturday at the entrance, and they apparently were like "ugh we don't like that one guy." And he was like "Who, Mike?" "No, the bald one who was wearing the beanie". Fml. I didn't even wear the beanie for most of the time we hung out with them.
So we turned around, for some stupid reason got two more beers at a burger stand, and walked back to the other club, where Mike was chatting with some people who were leaving, including a girl who of course was totally into him and I was just standing there all awkward like and pissed off. Then we went back with a cab because every food place was still closed until 6 am.
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Originally Posted by leader of mortals
