omg i think ncg is praying
Yeah, to the beer gods.
I find those pics extremely arousing.
i am going to drink beer today as today is valentines day and i am feeling broken heart today
Last edited by ChristinaVera; 05-16-2013 at 11:25 AM.
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who's for getting completely wasted tonight?!
I am
I am. I have a four day weekend.
One before heading out to the bars. Anyone else in CST +9 or +10 that wanna have a party!?
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These pictures have inspired me to to get drunk tonight.
My thanks go to Clouded Sky and the might NCG.
White russians, I've missed you.
My goal for tonight:
I know I am drunk when I leave comments on Facebook status updates like this:
The problem is that Jay Leno's chin is actually an alien in disguise. There ain't no bike ride or vent chase! It's just the Leno's chin is from the planet Chinuchanaroth. In the Faciafeturus war of 254, space faring races had a massive interstellar war. This war nearly wiped out all life in the galaxy, but we were saved by the Rynashinlos.
The war was great, but destructive. Both races died...except Jay Leno, or as he is known in his language, Jaynarsoulilithyousarnatherusforthsintarhighboughsagnathisonedinahsicoparthehnoninakotommyforough, decided to take revenge on the universe by killing Carson and taking over the tonight show. His plan was to eventually make bad comedy for a safe TV audience.
This is how the world ends.