The Drunk Thread

[Election Booth]

I will accept a the drunks as a party if you put a little effort into it.

[Citizen Bleys]

Is it just me, or do martinis taste better while wearing a three-piece suit with a bowtie like a sir?

At least proper martinis do. I don't know about vodka martinis because I'm not a communist.

Also, I will join the smurf out of a drunk party as long as someone else does the actual work of organising it.

[Denmark]

the phrase "vodka martini" makes me sad

[Shorty]

smurf vodka martinis

rob where the smurf you at

where you at

I haven't stopped drinking for 72 hours

[Citizen Bleys]

Attagirl
.at least if you're drinking well

[Citizen Bleys]

the phrase "vodka martini" makes me sad

Yes, communism makes me feel sad too

[Shorty]

yeah vodka is pretty terrible

[Rantz]

Also, I will join the smurf out of a drunk party as long as someone else does the actual work of organising it.

I think this is where we fail. But at least we were a party in spirit(s).

[Unbreakable Will]

Vodka is ok at the least, terrible is a bit of a stretch. Also I intend to get right smashing drunk on my next day off of work. Whenever that is.

[Parker]

I'm drunk. It is my birthday tomorrow. I will be even drunker.


Basically I'm just posting in this thread to beat denmarks drunk thread post count.

Thanks for reading. (Vote Ace)

[Denmark]

you have a long way to go, paldrunkthread.png

(happy almost birthday old man parker)

[Parker]

wow. maybe shorty has a problem?

shorty there is help Alcoholics Anonymous :


Technically where I live it is already my birthday. I am 1/4 century old. This makes me wise. Listen to what I say. Join the Ace party.

[Shorty]

I spent the entire weekend inebriated and showed up a little drunk to work for the first time in about five years.

If there's any problem I have, though, it's a posting problem.

[Parker]

way to say initiated instead of inebriated.

sign of a problem imho

[Shorty]

I don't know of what you are referring to.