The Drunk Thread

[Mirage]

Bite me too. But be gentle.

[Lonely Paper Star]

Only alcoholics drink during the day. You people are doing it wrong.

I don't deny being one. ;o

[Agent Proto]

I'd post in this thread more often if I were an alcoholic. :]

[Cloudane]

>gets in the bite queue~

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.

[Loony BoB]

I had a couple of drinks earlier in the afternoon and I felt grrrrrrrrrrrrrrreaaaaaaaat. Now I feel weird. Clearly, I need more booze. Right?

[Pike]

I had a couple of drinks earlier in the afternoon and I felt grrrrrrrrrrrrrrreaaaaaaaat. Now I feel weird. Clearly, I need more booze. Right?

Yep.

Get on it.

[Lawr]

You guys the pianist for my church showed up drunk during service! My weekend has been interesting!

[Shorty]

ahahaha what! go on!

[Lawr]

He was swearing at this lady outside of the church and she started crying, and then he fell up the stairs. Lucky for him I was the only one who saw (excellent blackmail material), but otherwise he was playing fairly decently, a little bit better than I could when I used to at least!

He just had that "drunk walk" the whole day, and he was eating his lunch standing up! I was chatting him up to keep him busy though so he wouldn't get into any more trouble hahaha.

[Shorty]

drunk walk ahahahahaha oh my god

poor dude, happens to the best of us xD

[Lawr]

Yeah I can't even count the number of times I've shown up to work under the influence of something. I still think the best part was him falling and thinking nobody saw him he was all like -

"Heh. "


But I saw.

[Shorty]

You should ask him about it tomorrow. Make sure to keep it fresh in his head that somebody saw him.

[Gamblet]

I was on a class trip to Lithuania for 3 days. We smuggled some alcohol into a hotel and disturbed the peace with my classmates. We had to pay a fine, but it was totally worth it.

[Calliope]

Daniel, it is somewhat mandatory that we get drunk together, because wth how have we not so far? (shut up, Space & Time).

Anyway, normal people throughout their timezones are having healthy lunches of seven almonds, gluten-free sandwiches, fruit and green salads with tuna about now; but I am instead downing six shots of whiskey because I choose to write about terrible things and it sometimes makes me want to shoot myself in the forehead.

Calliope: Good times est. never AD

[Sephex]