The Drunk Thread

[Jinx]

i already darank it

[Denmark]

yeah she only had one sarah beer

[Shorty]

rofl

[noxious.sunshine]

Hey, hey. I have a mermaid beer named after me. What do you have?

Additionally, I have gin and tonic.

I didn't know your name is Star Island?

I has beer. And Jack and Coke.

[Jinx]

rofl

no thanks i have a boyfriend

[Sephex]

JK rolling on the laughing floor

[Sephex]

[Tigmafuzz]

what rolls down stairs
alone or in pairs
rolls over your neighbors' dog

it fits on your back
it's great for a snack
it's log, log, log!

it's looog, it's looog,
it's big, it's heavy, it's wood

it's looog, it's looog,
it's better than bad, it's good!

everyone wants a log
you're gonna love a log
come on and get your log
everyone needs a log

it's log!

[Calliope]

NEW! LOG FOR GIRLS!

logforgirls.jpg

[Sephex]

[noxious.sunshine]

It's loooog looooog, it's big it's heavy it's woood! It's log , log! It's better than bad it's good!!!!

Tigg. I love you.

Also, it says "or under the chairs"....

DeeDee! Get out of my laboratory!

[Sephex]

Usually the best thing to do is to relax. Take a few shots, have a couple of drinks and run with it for the rest of the night. Never mind the cat meowing in your ear. Basically, you pound drink after drink without really thinking about it. You end up feeling like Mike;s ear from Breaking Bad, but it's all good. I mean, that's the way things roll.

SSSHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

[noxious.sunshine]

I will pay someone to take my boyfriend away from me for about a month. He's driving me absolutely goddamn insane atm.

[noxious.sunshine]

so this happened, courtesy of angry orchard and sailor jerry'n'coke

BANNED! You are banned! No more drunk YouTube!

..... I kid. Carrrryyyy Onnnnnnnn

also. I see your boobs hangin' out Sam. I think you might possibly have me beat. -Possibly-

[Agent Proto]

I had some margarita tonight. Not very drunk, but whatever.