The Drunk Thread

[Sephex]

Drunky drank dronk frak drooky drackeosaurus rex

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Just so that everyone knows, alcohol makes Mafia amazing.

Also, clear rum sucks. smurf white rum.

[noxious.sunshine]

I want aclohomols! ;_;

[Mirage]

oh hey i can post in this thread agai.. oh, i'm sober again

[Lonely Paper Star]

So, I'm drunk right now and it feels kind of nice. I'm also trying very hard to type correctly. Wheee

[Calliope]

I'm not drunk, but I have had seven shots of Johnnie Walker, so I'm much more calm and positive-minded than usual.

[Sephex]

Revived

[NeoCracker]

After a night of some light drinking with my co-workers, I find they care far more about my sex life then i do. This is hilarious, depressing, and kind of awkward.

[Jiro]

it is australia day therefore time to drink and be racist

[Jessweeee♪]

My best friend turned twenty one today and now I have a video of me drunkenly singing Only by Nine Inch Nails

now it is deleted but I'll forever be scarred by how terrible it was to watch it even once

[Jiro]

cannot smurfing believe I lost that cards against humanity game you are all OFFENSIVE AND EXCELLENT HUMAN BEINGS

[Jessweeee♪]

Cards against humanity is really great if you're always changing up the people you play it with but it's terrible when you play it with the same people too often. It's gotten to the point that when my friends come over I have to take all of their favorite cards out of the deck before they get here. Like "jerking off into a pool of children's tears" will win against literally any card and it was funny the first time but now it goes into the "never again" pile.

[Jiro]

Cards against humanity is really great if you're always changing up the people you play it with but it's terrible when you play it with the same people too often. It's gotten to the point that when my friends come over I have to take all of their favorite cards out of the deck before they get here. Like "jerking off into a pool of children's tears" will win against literally any card and it was funny the first time but now it goes into the "never again" pile.

yeah but it's great when it's like jerking off into a pool of childrens tears versus kids with ass cancer versus the primal ball slapping sex your parents are having right now versus being balls deep in a squealing hog while firing a rifle into the air

[noxious.sunshine]

What is this game!?

I has beer. Maybe on my bday I will has tequila.

[Jinx]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyooooooooooo

bumpity bumpity bump bump bump