Drunky drank dronk frak drooky drackeosaurus rex
Just so that everyone knows, alcohol makes Mafia amazing.
Also, clear rum sucks. smurf white rum.
<PaperStar> live fast, die young, bad plefs do it well
I want aclohomols! ;_;
oh hey i can post in this thread agai.. oh, i'm sober again
everything is wrapped in gray
i'm focusing on your image
can you hear me in the void?
I'm not drunk, but I have had seven shots of Johnnie Walker, so I'm much more calm and positive-minded than usual.
After a night of some light drinking with my co-workers, I find they care far more about my sex life then i do. This is hilarious, depressing, and kind of awkward.
it is australia day therefore time to drink and be racist
My best friend turned twenty one today and now I have a video of me drunkenly singing Only by Nine Inch Nails
now it is deleted but I'll forever be scarred by how terrible it was to watch it even once
cannot smurfing believe I lost that cards against humanity game you are all OFFENSIVE AND EXCELLENT HUMAN BEINGS
Cards against humanity is really great if you're always changing up the people you play it with but it's terrible when you play it with the same people too often. It's gotten to the point that when my friends come over I have to take all of their favorite cards out of the deck before they get here. Like "jerking off into a pool of children's tears" will win against literally any card and it was funny the first time but now it goes into the "never again" pile.
What is this game!?
I has beer. Maybe on my bday I will has tequila.