no you don't
we're all just accessories to each other
no you don't
we're all just accessories to each other
But you're an accessories I would like to have.Originally Posted by Sylvie
*snip*
You're an accessory I would like to have on my wrist like an old man's wrist watch that tells the time when he is out for a cup of coffee where he met his before he shipped out to fight in the Pacific Theater during World War II.
Please refrain from making crude jokes. - Murder
jameson with ginger ale, two slices of lime
great drink or greatest drink?
the both of you really need to watch it like right now you are obviously far too s**tfaced to make it on your own.
we're going tubing tomorrow so you'd better f**king watch how piss-drunk you get unless you want to feel your stomach crawl out of your mouth in a stale, acidic faintness of cheap vodka
I have work tomorrow. I will be fine. I always am. One of the few things I have retained from years of drinking is an absurdly great recovery time. Hell, I will probably sober up good before I fall asleep.
Work? we're going tubing tomorrow
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you're not taking this seriously
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
I don't think anybody takes this seriously.
"i came here to talk to the horse's head, not the horse's ass"
*delayed crowd sounds of approval and awe*
I don't take anything seriously. This is why I am such a hit with the ladies...
7 drinks (hard alcohol) - I will be quite amused
9+ drinks - I become charming
wait, is charming the word I want to use? hm...yes.
I've sent flaming coals from a hookah flying everywhere and to this day have no idea how i managed. last night I decided I would give a girl a lapdance.
why did you get unbanned
and my feet frigging hurt like hell.
Aaaawesome. You need to consume all of that when we meet up
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