I was so thoroughly smashed last night peoples. I was too smashed to even type things properly in to my phone.
Witness, text from last night:
"OawkAaatrddd I love! Alwayas, you're constantly awaiable in my vagina! Oi love you!"
........Happy frackin' birthday to me. And also my friend Emily, who is constantly awaiable in my vagina.....-insert slow clap here-


 
			
			 
					
				 
			

 
 
					
				 
					
					
					
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			 Originally Posted by Pitye
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 streme Wheelie
streme Wheelie
			 
			

 that's all I can say
 that's all I can say  
						