The Drunk Thread

[Calliope]

I hope your vodka is pro-Snowden and pro-homosexuality

[Sephex]

Judgment day is here again
Sweetly she draws me into her arms
A liquid embrace to chase the day away.
Sedate Numb Deaf and Dumb
Stumbling into solitude.
A clouded judgment day is fueled.
Take me under your black wings
Mark my words and remember me.
So sweetly she sucks away at my time
So sweetly she draws me nigh
Closer and closer towards never ending sleep
Spin the bottle
Kiss only the bottle.
The dark mistress of many, beholden to none
Slips a ring of needles around your arm in an engagement
Eternal engagement
Never consummated.
Take me under your black wings
Mark my words and remember me.
Destroyer of senses.
So take as needed for the pain
Another gray morning dawns across an ashen sky.
My sweet demoness beckons me
Ever again and again and again and again.
The dark mistress of many, beholden to none
My sweet demoness beckons me
Ever again and again and again and again and again.
Take me under your black wings.
Jacked up on the taste of self-destruction.

[Calliope]

99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
take one down and pass it around
98 bottles of beer on the wall

[Sephex]

edczxcvbnm

edczxcvbnm, another friend, and I are streaming Mario Party. Come join us!

[Denmark]

ughughughugh ui feel drunk

time to go post in eoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeo

[LocoColt04]

So is it safe to assume that jacked out of your mind on painkiller postings are appropriate for the drunk thread? Because we went out to a fancy restaurant for dessert tonight. Like. Just dessert. And a lot of things I said then and say now are making no sense at all because this prescription is legit. And I swore off this trout years ago but you know how it goes. Kinda hard to work 89327547826 hour shifts on your feet when you can actually feel the throbbing in your leg



also hell yes Sephex with more Mario Party streams

This trout is about to be funnier than it's ever been.

[noxious.sunshine]

give me all of them right now, LC. This is for your own good.

I'm still drunk. like majorly. And I spent the majority of my night debating with someone over the fact that I -don't- actually want him. He has a really big ego and it needs to be deflated. Made for fun convo though. I spent the other portion of my night talking in a southern accent and My Friend Pobz kept laughing at me and I just couldn't stop myself from doing it. It got aggravating after awhile.

Oh. And then the bf and I got into it (again). I want to knock his head off.

[Chris]

Going out tonight with Victor and his sisters, and i'm getting drunk on Tempts

[Jinx]

Your drink choices are the gayest, Chris.

I drank half a bottle of whoop cream vodka last night. My heeeeeeeeeead.

[Sephex]

For some reason, I am dehydrated and my stomach feels like set of ping bong balls dancing around a Christmas tree.

[Jinx]

For some reason, I am dehydrated and my stomach feels like set of ping bong balls dancing around a Christmas tree.

DO IT AGAIN TONIGHT ROB AND I ARE

[Sephex]

For some reason, I am dehydrated and my stomach feels like set of ping bong balls dancing around a Christmas tree.

DO IT AGAIN TONIGHT ROB AND I ARE

If I do, I won't be hanging around my laptop because I will be at a small gathering later after work.

[Shorty]

Your drink choices are the gayest, Chris.

I drank half a bottle of whoop cream vodka last night. My heeeeeeeeeead.

You don't get to call other peoples' drink choices gay when you're drinking whip cream vodka.

[noxious.sunshine]

whipped cream vodka. yuuuuuuck.

hey Sam. Go try the buttered popcorn flavor and let me know how it tastes.

[Jinx]

Your drink choices are the gayest, Chris.

I drank half a bottle of whoop cream vodka last night. My heeeeeeeeeead.

You don't get to call other peoples' drink choices gay when you're drinking whip cream vodka.

I'm a woman, it's okay.

whipped cream vodka. yuuuuuuck.

hey Sam. Go try the buttered popcorn flavor and let me know how it tastes.

I bet it tastes like butter beer.