It is 2am here in the Uk and I am wasted! Had a top gig in Withington, South Manchester and I'm now teasing my cat with a rolled up slice of ham.

I was propositioned this evening by a 55-year-old lady at the pub who wanted me to do very specific things to her. I declined. I do support 'Help the Aged' but in very different ways to the ones she proposed.

I now plan to play some online PS Vita, regret it immediately when I realise I'm too drunk, pour myself a Jim Beam which I won't touch then fall asleep watching Advent Children.

Perfecto!