The Drunk Thread

[Trumpet Thief]

I've always loved coolers. The whole idea of alcohol tasting like juice is just brilliant to me. Of course, I was always laughed at for being that 'cooler guy', but in my mind, I tried to spin it as me being very, very cool.

I'm so damn lonely

While I do drink "hard" stuff, I also enjoy lighter stuff like coolers. I also hate when some random douche bag, presumably with a small dick, feels that if you are a man, you have to drink the hardest, most disgusting tasting alcohol based beverages. So of course they have to push their drinking ideals on everyone else.

Way early in this thread I discussed my distaste for bars. That's another reason why. People like that.

Just enjoy drinks and ignore fools that give you grief for it.

Thank you! Most of my teenage years were (well, mostly in jest) filled with guys saying "What? You don't like the taste of beer?" or things of that nature.

I do get that some people are alcohol enthusiasts and whatnot, but my enjoyment always came out of being buzzed. I remember when I was 16 and at a house party, and some person prepared a bunch of margaritas (my first time having them), and I was so enthusiastic about how it didn't taste bad and YET it contained alcohol. Made a pretty big fool out of myself that day