Spent the night watching some Star Trek: TNG and the Walking Dead while downing 8 or 9 drinks with the wife in relatively short order. I am quite drunk and, despite what Jessweeee♪ would have us believe from a few pages back (less than that for you weird smurfers who have it set to a thousand smurfing posts a page or some trout), I still care about the backspace key.

In other news, I feel for motorcycle Sephex. If I had the energy I'd find a .gif to appropriately describe my night, but I don't so I won't. Feel free to ascribe whatever random, humorous, internet shenanigans to my night that you feel appropriate.